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Shhh... Don’t Tell the Wife Retro Pin-Up Sweatshirt

¥7,916 JPY (plus tax)

No hiding this one! Our retro pin-up design takes centre stage on this sweatshirt — made for anyone brave enough to wear the joke loud and proud.

Don’t panic — the only affair happening here is between you and your sense of humour! Looks like April Fools’ has come early for the wife.

Dare you wear it? Will the wife scorn you… or laugh with you?


Select color: Black

Select size

More details

  • 85% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 15% recycled polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (10.3 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Shhh... Don’t Tell the Wife Retro Pin-Up Sweatshirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Body length Chest width Sleeve length
S
26.77
19.88
25.39
M
28.35
20.87
25.98
L
29.13
225
26.57
XL
29.92
23.23
27.17
2XL
30.71
24.41
27.76

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

US customers should order a size up as the EU sizes for this supplier correspond to a smaller size in the US market.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.


B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.


C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.